People allergic to peanuts: keep peanuts as far away from me as possible or I’ll die
People allergic to shellfish: no shrimp pls I don’t wanna die today
Lactose intolerant people:*while eating ice cream* the weight of my sins drags me closer to hell but I sit in a throne higher than God’s
The most deadly combo.
I have officially spent so much time in my room that my mom has grounded me from going there during the day
If gender was just what type of genitals you have and not how you dressed, acted or who you are attracted to, there would be no such thing as a trans person or a gay person. Because everyone would already be themselves.
Being the only ones in the LGBT+ community who can kinda cook.
Friendship bracelets.
Polo shirts under oversized sweaters
charm bracelets
pink hair
mom friend
wearing the most wild clothes combinations
Fairies
#most likely to be besties with an Ace/aro
Macaroni
Pls Add on if you feel like i missed something.
Discuss
Teachers: You always know who’s the author’s favorite character because nothing bad ever happens to them.
Writers and Artist:
to all my artist out there who’s parents only encourage your art just to make money off of it to the point where you are no longer interested in it.
Honestly, Power Ranger villains are kinda mood tho……
I mean they start off bragging about how strong they are and then proceed to explode for no other reason than being attacked by teenagers in matching spandex…..
When you lose your voice it’s because a spirit took it to prevent you from saying something that can ruin your life.
